Fancy seeing you here.

robotsquid:

polarisopposites:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

Hello darkness my old friend.

Snazzy with practice and a couple of years you can probably learn to cook this well

I set boiling water on fire once

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rlyhigh:

licklucifer:

you know, lady stuff

omfg

rlyhigh:

licklucifer:

you know, lady stuff

omfg

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

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dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

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Sheezus
Lily Allen / Sheezus - Single

bubbletealolita:

ilivefortheapplause:

ilivefortheapplause:

Lily Allen | SHEEZUS

Riri (Rihanna) is’nt scared of Katy Perry’s roaring, Queen B’s gone back to the drawing, Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you, kid ain’t one to fuck with, when she’s only on her debut. We’re all watching Gaga lolohaha, dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr, 2nd best will never cut it for the divas, give me that crown, bitch. I WANNA BE SHEEZUS.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

j’adore

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cassietotallyjust:

In first grade I wanted to grow up to be a bird and one day I remember my neck and arms being covered in little red bumps and I thought the transformation was beginning and I ran to my teacher crying saying I wasn’t ready to become a bird yet and it turned out I was just allergic to yogurt and I wasn’t turning into a bird at all

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theminttu:

Things I thought about on the bus today

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